Thursday, April 12, 2007

don voyage!


don imus's show was canceled today by CBS. i guess he'll join the randy marsh/michael richards/mark fuhrman collective. i don't really know what this all means. will he go to satellite radio? does that make his followers racist? of course not. i don't believe that because of his comments, his millions of listeners will want to cut all ties with imus.

also, what does howard stern think about all this? he pretty much shat on imus in Private Parts. maybe he'll ask him to join sirius radio? i'm hoping ira glass will do a This American Life segment on it all.

Anyway, maybe this will free Imus up for that screenplay he's been waiting to produce and star in. It's called Don 'n' Knight and it's basically another retread of Knight Rider but with Imus voicing KITT (fuck you, William Daniels!).

From Don 'n' Knight: Pilot.....

Michael Knight: Just get me away from those black Caddilacs!
KITT: What are you afraid of Michael? They are just a bunch of chrome-plated sedans.

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