Sunday, May 22, 2011

Hasta La Vista, Babies



"This machine was actually on display at a recent medical supply expo in China, and was developed for use in hospitals as an efficient way to collect sperm samples. Currently the most common method used to collect semen is via masturbation into a cup."

One day, this device will conceivably look like this:



[sidenote: I'm on season 2 of battlestar galactica, it's fucking awesome]

Club Chipmunk



There's something really unsettling about this album cover.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Friday, May 20, 2011

VEGAN! BLACK! METAL! CHEF!!!!



Big thanks to Jim on this one. I don't know how "in" on the joke the creator is, and that's the highest compliment I believe you can give. It demonstrates commitment, without ever winking at us (much like R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"). I haven't watched this in it's entirety, but it's worth skipping around.