Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Major Organ and the Adding Machine Trailer

jeff mangum possibly will be in a lobster suit in this movie

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

Fonzels Medley - dRound ears expansion2

Woah! Great beard Garrett!!

What an amazing beard you have Garrett! Now you can eat all the melty Hershey bars you want!

Thanks, Beards.org!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Am I the first person to make this connection?

Okay, since this music video is about substitution...

Replace Spiral Stairs with Stephen Malkmus.

Replace Veruca Salt with Quasi.

And you sorta get The Jicks!



By the way, I can not get enough of Real Emotional Trash. Stephen -- I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm scum! I suck!

The NBA RULES!!!

The 2008 NBA Playoffs will be some of the most exciting basketball we've seen in a long time. Let's just quickly look at some of the more exciting teams.

4. Dallas Mavericks

Now that they've picked up Jason Kidd they have a locker room leader, arguably the best point guard in the league (Nash hasn't gotten to the Finals yet), and a legitimate all star that is desperate for another chance in the Finals. Dirk is an amazing offensive player and his leadership is no longer an issue.

3. Phoenix Suns

How will this work?? The Suns were a running offensive team and now have traded an running beast in Marion for a shadow of one of the greatest centers of all time, Shaq. I really believe Shaq has been playing like shit lately because Miami was going nowhere. Now that he's back on a top tier team, that like Miami, has never won a championship, I think he will dismiss the doubters that he's too old for this game.

2. Los Angeles Lakers

This team will be sick. Assuming Kobe Bryant's torn ligament in his pinkie is not a problem, the Lakers starting lineup, at full health, is pretty terrifying. While they don't have the most playoff experience, they managed to do pretty damn well last post season with basically no one. Add Pau Gasol to the mix, Derek Fischer is back, and a better Andrew Bynum and Jordan Farmar, these guys could definitely be competitors in the West.

1. Golden State Warriors

They are in 9th place right now, but isn't that exactly where you want them to be? Chris Webber should offer a leader to the team, Stephen Jackson is pretty terrifying when he's trying, and Baron Davis is a gritty competitor. I doubt they get very far, but if they make the playoffs I will certainly be watching every home game of theirs.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Hot Shots: Part Third


Look, I'll write about it one day soon. But I want to call it before anyone else does. I think there should and will be a third Hot Shots movie that spoofs the current AARP action movie trend.

News has it Stallone is going to reprise his role from Cliffhanger. Prediction:

Stallone is a recluse, living in the hills of some mount -- wait a second its going to be the same exact movie as "Vertical Limit" -- okay with some variations. He's going to be asked to help get people up a mountain, and he will refuse. He will engage in a non-sexual yet powerful relationship with a woman young enough to be his daughter. They will get close enough that putting his huge hands on her head will not be weird. She will convince him to help. He will be pulled into this mission, but it will be revealed that there is more to this mission than was initially expected. He will have to rely on his wits and skills to save the day and taste glory one last time.

Dwight Howard Superman Dunk

Okay, this dunk is supreme. It takes awhile to understand why its so unpressive, but by the third replay you will be amazed.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Greg Oden's dog's name is.....

Charles Barkley McLovin'!!!

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Amazing!

Further Proof that YouTube Rules

Here is, according to someone with too much time (pot calling the kettle black), the best ten minutes of "Hot Shots: Part Deux." Its hard to say where this ranks among Hot Shots movies. That is, is it the amazing or amazinger of the two.

This movie was made in 1993 and pretty much nails any reason you may have enjoyed the newest Rambo. While Hot Shots: Part Deux claims to be the bloodiest movie ever, I don't think anyone in 1993 would have predicted that Sly would come back for more blood at age 61.

Basically, I'm begging for a third Hot Shots with an old Charlie Sheen. Actually Martin could do it too. I loved you in Wall Street! Wink.

Yes We Can (Bomb Iran)

Take that... Obama? or no Will.i.am! Take that Will.i.am! or wait should John McCain take that?

ScarJoILuVuGrL

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

YES WE CAN (find a way to make you puke)

why not call it "2 girls, 1 will.i.am?"

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Best Scenes From "The Wicker Man"

I am ashamed I haven't seen this yet... I even saw Ghost Rider in the theaters.

Revenge of the Arcade Fire

More lookalikes!!!

Arnold Poindexter from Revenge of the Nerds.....


....is Richard Reed Parry from Arcade Fire.


In fact let's not forget, Arnold Poindexter is an amazing electric violinist. Hey Win, can you add one more?


Damn! You Moos can party!!!