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live blogging 1 hr and 15 mins into Basic Instinct 2

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

live blogging 1 hr and 15 mins into Basic Instinct 2

okay so we finally saw sharon stone get naked. she's talked about some pretty nasty things, but now she's really committing to them.

interesting trivia - i told jim how paul verhoeven makes fun of movies like this in Showgirls, and i just discovered he actually directed the original Basic Instinct 2.

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live blogging 1 hr and 21 mins into Basic Instinct 2

man she shows SO much cleavage in this movie. this was probably included in her contract.

i told jim that i hope they make a Basic Instinct 3 where she continues to try to seduce men but she's too old and disgusting

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live blogging 1 hr and 18 mins into Basic Instinct 2

more shitty plot twists. thinking about watching the lakers-houston game.

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live blogging 1 hr and 23 mins into Basic Instinct 2

this movie is really really lonely. a few more extras would've been nice. also the analyst's friend is imitating pierce brosnan.

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live blogging 1 hr and 25 mins into Basic Instinct 2

there should really be more fucking. this IS on showtime at 1:09 am.

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live blogging 1 hr and 29 mins into Basic Instinct 2

okay, he finally realizes that sharon stone is bad news. this took an hour and 27 minutes of film time.

sharon stone's robe is falling off as she writes about "sexxxxx" "they have sexxxx" "sexxxxxx"

i love "upscale" apartments in faux-porn movies. i imagine that the heating bill is absurd... all that metal.

she just asked him to take a jacuzzi with him!!!

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live blogging 1 hr and 30 mins into Basic Instinct 2

she's not jus twearing a robe, it's pretty much off and she's holding it JUST above her cleavage - that damn contract!

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live blogging 1 hr and 31 mins into Basic Instinct 2

YES!!!!! she's naked in jacuzzi!!!!

"IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU KILLED THEM YOURSELF. WHO DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO KILL NEXT. COME ON. YOU FIGURE IT OUT!"

crazy music!

OMG HE"S DROWNING HER IN THE JACZZI!!!

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live blogging 1 hr and 32 mins into Basic Instinct 2

she just smiled at him WHILE drowning, and he let go

SHE LOVES CHOKING!!! you idiot!!!! that's her twist!!!!

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live blogging 1 hr and 35 mins into Basic Instinct 2

cue destruction of own physical property

CUE READING MORE OF HER BOOK!!!!

she just picked up to an ice pik - i never saw the original, but i know this is a big deal

i love audio-montages - when they overlay her voice on her voice. shows the passage of time.... in READING

oh no!!! sharon stone is gonna kill his girl-friend. not a girlfriend!! grow up!!!!

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live blogging 1 hr and 31 mins into Basic Instinct 2

well, i think it is safe to say we know they aren't going to have sex for the rest of the movie. so if this is my last post, it's not my fault.

"who is trying to kill me?"
"catherine!"

"i've already spoken to catherine....she's very upset you terrified her"

"for chrissakes michael you had sex with your own patient!"

ohhhh diss!!! she said MICHAEL is the one that needs help.

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live blogging 1 hr and 38 mins into Basic Instinct 2

she just showed up to the house WITH SO MUCH CLEAVAGE

"she's my patient now!"
"please don't... you have no idea what you're getting into"

oh no he hit elana!!! so much cleavage.... really that is absurd amount of cleavage... she has a gun!!!

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live blogging 1 hr and 43 mins into Basic Instinct 2

i think it would be hard to be inches away from sharon stone and not kiss her... even if she was in the midst of ruining my life. it's more of a physical proximity thing... that intimacy plus all the whispering plus all the stone would be confusing.

michael just shot roy!!!

and sharon stone is copping a feel on elana!! who may be michael's mom... i don't reall know..

NOOOO!!! MICHAEL JUST GOT STOPPED BY THE COPS... sharon stone LOVES this... handcuffs?

HE JUST SCREAMED LIKE A "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

that was a crazy scream... if this movie had been seen by any of my friends i'm sure that's how we'd make fun of it

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live blogging 1 hr and 47 mins into Basic Instinct 2

he's in INSANE ASYLUM.... and now she's visiting him!!! she's not showing any cleavage though... too inappropriate.

she just starting rubbing his leg. she's telling him the plot of her new book. SURPRISE!!! it's the same goddamn story.

this actually sounds like a horrible book idea. like sure, she can say it out loud, but it sounds really stupid.

i really need to go to bed but i can't miss any of this ending... ugggggh

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live blogging 1 hr and 50 mins into Basic Instinct 2

she started making out with him. he's unresponsive.

he's smiling! really? he smiled? thats pretty lame man, she just ruined your life.

night y'all!

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