Tuesday, September 7, 2010

My Daily Conversation With Facebook

While doing something productive.

FACEBOOK


Missed me, didn't you?

ME

No, I just wanted to tell you something pithy and leave.

FACEBOOK

While you're here, I got some juicy dirt on a friend of yours from high school.

ME

Her? Well, we weren't really friends.

FACEBOOK

Well, it's not really dirt. It's just some bad pictures of her.

ME

Can you please stop telling me stuff about this person? I really don't care.

FACEBOOK

You got it.


Ten Minutes Later.


FACEBOOK

Missed me, didn't you?

ME

I actually just stopped by out of habit. Wait a sec - is that another picture of that girl from ten minutes ago? I thought I told you-

FACEBOOK

This is a picture of a different friend of yours from high school. I've got the lowdown on him, if you want it. But it'll cost you... kidding!

ME

Well, she's there.

FACEBOOK

Do you want to tag her?

ME

What? No. I don't want to see him, or her, or any of these people.

FACEBOOK

They're in a relationship!

ME

Seriously, I don't care.

FACEBOOK

I thought you said you were friends?

ME

Yeah, but...

FACEBOOK

Why don't you let me get rid of them for you... forever.

ME

Forever? That's so final.

FACEBOOK

C'mon.. Do it. DO IT!

ME

Bye.

FACEBOOK

You'll be back!


Before bed.


FACEBOOK

Missed me, didn't you?

ME

Ugh.

FACEBOOK

Ooo, iPhone app. Fancy. Who pays your monthly bill?

ME

Shut up!

FACEBOOK

Wanna know what that girl Rebecca is up to?

ME

Who?

FACEBOOK

You don't recognize her? You ARE facebook offish.

ME

Night!

2 comments:

The Very Mathias said...

That's pretty spot on.

ironman said...

My Daily Conversation With TCRM! At GTALK: QBALB