Makeup Sex?

Tonight, Barack Obama knocked on America's front door and tried to explain what happened two months ago. He wasn't with BP, they were just at the same place at the same time. C'mon, baby, you know he'd never do you wrong. Remember how we used to cuddle with each other?

Well, for some of us, according to the twitter reactions posted on the nytimes front page, it's too "little, too late." We're through, you fucking a-hole! You're never gonna get your hands on their sexy ocean again. Here's your mixtape, by the way. You and BP can go fuck each other, for all they care. And the worst part of it all, is that they thought you were different, Obama.