Monday, October 5, 2009

South Park Season Premiere Prediction

I'm so excited for South Park premiere that I made an attempt to craft the story (I have no clues as to what it will be about).

Cartman will begrudgingly be forced to visit a Town Hall meeting in South Park, which someone will speak really positively of (something like "the dialogue of the people and their local government is the bedrock of our democracy"). That character, or more likely Randy, will then go fucking crazy over health care in the town hall meeting.

Cartman is so impressed he invites his friends to join him at the next one. They will go, and Cartman will yell his mind out and all the towns people will think he's great. Then one will yell something like "We don't want death panels!" and Cartman will have a moment like "YEAH! Wait, what?"

Cartman will then realize he is for health care reform because he really wants to get on a death panel.

Where it goes from there is probably dependent on whatever the B story of the episode is. That's all I got for now!

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