An Invitation To Fellow TIME OUTLAWS: A Pardon To Party

Howdy, y'all. Is the coast clear? I know you might be on the lam right now, but I have some important news and I reckon you wanna hear it.

After a long negotiations with every American President from 1789-2073 (That's Pres. Washington to Pres. Barack O'Roomba) and every American dictator from 2073-30,000 A.D. (which is also known as 27,527 Anno Roomba, and there has really only been one dictator, His Excellency Lord Tyrant O'Roomba), I've arranged, for one night only, a night for Outlaws to take sanctuary.

That's right. Outlaws from all times have been granted a pardon to party.

For one night, you don't have to worry about Sheriff of Nottingham, J. Edgar Hoover, or Sgt. John Spartan pulling you away in handcuffs (or for you future outlaws, like me, Laser-Claws).

In order to join this asylum, I ask all you outlaws to join me at our Time Asylum. Now the window of refuge will be brief - we only have from 10 pm to ALL NIGHT, Friday March 20th at Royal Oak in Williamsburg. [map]

So to be clear...

This is not a costume party. This is an outlaw party.
Since we are free to be ourselves for one night only... please come in your REGULAR OUTLAW CLOTHES.

You don't have to dress up like a young New York professional/hipster on March 20th - you can dress like the OUTLAW that YOU ARE. You don't have to be famous, you just gotta be an outlaw.

Friday March 20th at 10 pm
Royal Oak
594 Union Ave
Brooklyn, NY

Oh yeah. Though Outlaws may run from the law, they all will get dirty on the flo'.