Night Terrors

The FBI is afraid advanced remote controlled airplanes that carry a payload up to 40 lbs might be used for terrorism. This is a high quality video taken from a remote control plane (completely unrelated to a recent arrest) but man, it totally looks like an amazing dream.

Fresh Air

According to Reddit, this is Michael Jordan in his college dorm room, 1983.

C'mon, Kenny Love

I haven't listened to the new Bon Iver album, but I fully expect it to sound like this Kenny Loggins album cover. I shared this sentiment on Facebook, and Jim responded with such an exquisite response, it deserves immortality. And so does he! AND SO DO YOU!

Rick Perry Double Speak

What is Rick Perry really saying to Americans?

Go Sling Racer Go

AV Club: He’s simply called “Driver.” Do you feel he has any identity outside of driving?

Ryan Gosling: No, I don’t. I think he’s somebody who’s seen too many movies. He’s confusing his life for a film, and he’s made himself the hero of his own action film. He’s just kind of lost in the mythology of Hollywood.

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This movie would be PERFECT if it were only set in a purely synthesized hyperreal universe and the protagonist suffered an existential crisis. And instead of being "Driver" he was called "Speed Racer."

Suicidal Cows

I haven't really been watching Conan regularly since... yikes. But this bit sorta hooked me.

Moo!

Commentsment

Stephen Colbert returned to our mutual alma malter Northwestern this summer to give the commencement speech. I learned some many valuable life lessons from the speech, especially that I am apparently the only person technically savvy enough to record it via a webstream, because my YouTube upload of it was passed along to all the gossip echo chambers.

So here I am, a part of history forever. With this great power, comes the unfortunate responsibility of being emailed everyone's comments, which, lucky for me, is a topic that fascinates me. Who are these people? Why do they enjoy provoking strangers? Are these people even human?

With over 260,000 views now, I thought I'd share with you some of the bizarre and bland comments that caught my attention.

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(in chronological order)

LaReinaMex318 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

Speakers like this are the only reason to spend the money on the Ivy Leagues ;)

Maggio6952 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

Blonde at :47. hollllleerrrrrrrrrr at me

TheFrostyJackson has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

What does "suma kum laude" mean?

1TheBusyBody94 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

0:45 FARRRRKKKK

9razzler9 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

11:16. the guy is sexy

sarwatrazz has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

it was good but conan was more inspiring and real for me...

JesusComrade555 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

hottie at 0:49

AnchorageDentist has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

I had no idea he really gave a commencement speech.

yourtacos12 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

12 people had to describe the lab equipment in their human sexuality class to their grandmothers at brunch

marcos161994 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

12 people live in a brothel

plainhiphop has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

12 people realized that he recycled speeches.

bosedog2003 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

12 people are pussies

ziggyccc1 ha aggiunto un commento su Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

he is so usless

drumONdrugs23 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

quit bitching, faggots. no one forced you to watch this. personally i wish i could have been in that graduating class.

mdubs2010 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

What a metaphor!

lredelman has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

this was my graduation speech and it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

Conan was not funny. Sorry Dartmouth...

Raxer21 has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

Wow god like speech lol

coolboysess has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

Colbert is the man! Him and John Steward are legends.

If any of you guys are interested in random news, satire, and comedic updates check out my buddy's new twitter he's looking for some intelligent followers. His account is "EmPeaZee". He's a pretty funny dude, he's no Colbert but he's worth checking out.

QuarterMasterGaming has made a comment on Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University:

I will admit I do not know a lot about Colbert as a man and father but I was pleasantly surprised when he said to think of others and love others. To serve others instead of yourself. Under the selfish guise that his show portrays of him he is a man like all else with values. That is comforting.

"Do You Ever Think, One Day, We'll Ever Be Back?"

Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is returning to cinema after an 8 year absence to terminate the state of California. The movie industry has changed quite a bit since his last starring role, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, and since then there's been a rise of the indies. But like the T-800, Arnold will adapt in evolve to defeat this new monster, and Nikki Finke reports he's already signed on to an indie.

Well we at TCRM welcome the change. Who knows what we've been missing these past eight years!?

There Are Goodbyes & There Are Greatbyes

Reality TV is not completely worthless.