Sunday, February 17, 2008

Hot Shots: Part Third


Look, I'll write about it one day soon. But I want to call it before anyone else does. I think there should and will be a third Hot Shots movie that spoofs the current AARP action movie trend.

News has it Stallone is going to reprise his role from Cliffhanger. Prediction:

Stallone is a recluse, living in the hills of some mount -- wait a second its going to be the same exact movie as "Vertical Limit" -- okay with some variations. He's going to be asked to help get people up a mountain, and he will refuse. He will engage in a non-sexual yet powerful relationship with a woman young enough to be his daughter. They will get close enough that putting his huge hands on her head will not be weird. She will convince him to help. He will be pulled into this mission, but it will be revealed that there is more to this mission than was initially expected. He will have to rely on his wits and skills to save the day and taste glory one last time.

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