jeff mangum possibly will be in a lobster suit in this movie
James Brown + bubble gum, or Nick Cave x Nick Cage, or Strawberry Jam ÷ NBA Jam, or HoloTeddyLaurenGrahams
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Woah! Great beard Garrett!!
Thanks, Beards.org!
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Am I the first person to make this connection?
Okay, since this music video is about substitution...
Replace Spiral Stairs with Stephen Malkmus.
Replace Veruca Salt with Quasi.
And you sorta get The Jicks!
By the way, I can not get enough of Real Emotional Trash. Stephen -- I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm scum! I suck!
The NBA RULES!!!
4. Dallas Mavericks
Now that they've picked up Jason Kidd they have a locker room leader, arguably the best point guard in the league (Nash hasn't gotten to the Finals yet), and a legitimate all star that is desperate for another chance in the Finals. Dirk is an amazing offensive player and his leadership is no longer an issue.
3. Phoenix Suns
How will this work?? The Suns were a running offensive team and now have traded an running beast in Marion for a shadow of one of the greatest centers of all time, Shaq. I really believe Shaq has been playing like shit lately because Miami was going nowhere. Now that he's back on a top tier team, that like Miami, has never won a championship, I think he will dismiss the doubters that he's too old for this game.
2. Los Angeles Lakers
This team will be sick. Assuming Kobe Bryant's torn ligament in his pinkie is not a problem, the Lakers starting lineup, at full health, is pretty terrifying. While they don't have the most playoff experience, they managed to do pretty damn well last post season with basically no one. Add Pau Gasol to the mix, Derek Fischer is back, and a better Andrew Bynum and Jordan Farmar, these guys could definitely be competitors in the West.
1. Golden State Warriors
They are in 9th place right now, but isn't that exactly where you want them to be? Chris Webber should offer a leader to the team, Stephen Jackson is pretty terrifying when he's trying, and Baron Davis is a gritty competitor. I doubt they get very far, but if they make the playoffs I will certainly be watching every home game of theirs.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Hot Shots: Part Third
Look, I'll write about it one day soon. But I want to call it before anyone else does. I think there should and will be a third Hot Shots movie that spoofs the current AARP action movie trend.
News has it Stallone is going to reprise his role from Cliffhanger. Prediction:
Stallone is a recluse, living in the hills of some mount -- wait a second its going to be the same exact movie as "Vertical Limit" -- okay with some variations. He's going to be asked to help get people up a mountain, and he will refuse. He will engage in a non-sexual yet powerful relationship with a woman young enough to be his daughter. They will get close enough that putting his huge hands on her head will not be weird. She will convince him to help. He will be pulled into this mission, but it will be revealed that there is more to this mission than was initially expected. He will have to rely on his wits and skills to save the day and taste glory one last time.
Dwight Howard Superman Dunk
Okay, this dunk is supreme. It takes awhile to understand why its so unpressive, but by the third replay you will be amazed.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
Further Proof that YouTube Rules
Here is, according to someone with too much time (pot calling the kettle black), the best ten minutes of "Hot Shots: Part Deux." Its hard to say where this ranks among Hot Shots movies. That is, is it the amazing or amazinger of the two.
This movie was made in 1993 and pretty much nails any reason you may have enjoyed the newest Rambo. While Hot Shots: Part Deux claims to be the bloodiest movie ever, I don't think anyone in 1993 would have predicted that Sly would come back for more blood at age 61.
Basically, I'm begging for a third Hot Shots with an old Charlie Sheen. Actually Martin could do it too. I loved you in Wall Street! Wink.
Yes We Can (Bomb Iran)
Take that... Obama? or no Will.i.am! Take that Will.i.am! or wait should John McCain take that?
ScarJoILuVuGrL
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Best Scenes From "The Wicker Man"
I am ashamed I haven't seen this yet... I even saw Ghost Rider in the theaters.