stop eating burgers!

i just found an experimental bag of doritos today called "Doritos X-13D" - the flavor is for you to guess. anyway, i tried one and the taste was so familiar. was it buffalo sauce with blue cheese? nope. some type of mix of cheddar? nope. it was, get this, a WHOPPER dorito.




it didn't just kinda taste like a whopper - it WAS a whopper. you could taste the mayo, the mustard, the pickles and the onions. i don't know how this could be a "cool" idea for a chip, as some of my coworkers felt. one could imply that a whopper was just the same combinations of a few flavors and chemicals but with a different texture. that's just fucked up. maybe one day burger king will fuck up and have burgers that taste like fries, fries that taste like coke, and coke that tastes like burgers. if i were still in college i'd end this entry with something condescending like "would we even notice?" fuck yeah we would. but that's why there is no room for variation in flavor.