Showing posts with label snl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snl. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Favorite Moment From Indiana Jones Meeting Transcript #1

This is early on in the meeting. Apparently Steven Spielberg thought he was directing Whipmaster.G — He has a pistol, and he's probably very good at that, but at the same time he happens to be very good with a bull whip. It's really more of a hobby than anything else. Maybe he came from Montana, someplace, and he... There are freaks who love bull whips. They just do it all the time. It's a device that hasn't been used in a long time.

S — You can knock somebody' s belt off and the guys pants fall down.

G — You can swing over things, you can...there are so many things you can do with it. I thought he carried it rolled up. It's like a Samurai sword. He carries it back there and you don't even notice it. That way it's not in the way or anything. It's just there whenever he wants it.

S — At some point in the movie he must use it to get a girl back who's walking out of the room. Wrap her up and she twirls as he pulls her back. She spins into his arms. You have to use it for more things than just saving himself.

G — We'll have to work that part out.

Monday, October 6, 2008

The Post-Modern Campaign

I like to call the McCain-Palin campaign the first true "post-modern" campaign. At a rally today, Sarah Palin said she gives "job security" to Tina Fey.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Dana Carvey continues to look like old lesbian

from the Drudge Report this morning....

Friday, May 23, 2008

The Whip Master > Indiana Jones


"My father owns that mine and yoooou know it"

Monday, March 24, 2008

Waynes World - Bohemian Rhapsody (Music Video)

this is the best thing to happen in my lifetime.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Friday, January 25, 2008

Are the bands I like APING Saturday Night Live characters?

1) Blitzen Trapper

First off, I want to say I don't like Blitzen Trapper. But I went to a concert, and I would really like to like them, since the Jicks think they are good enough to tour with them and they are constantly compared to having the spirit of Wowee Zowee, which I can understand, but its no Wowee Zowee.
This guy from Blitzen Trapper is obviously from Blue Oyster Cult....


2) Mastodon

The guy from Mastodon also sorta takes after a Will Ferrel character, but I'm going to go with a hybrid. I also think I may be getting him confused with another sort of homeless SNL character.

Wow I just said a lot.... MASTODON IS AMAZING. I just went to their concert with Neurosis in Brooklyn last night. All I want to say is... I am not a man. These guys were incredible. I'm terrified of them hurting me, so I want to remind them this is a website to entertain!!!! Please don't chop my head off.


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Terrence Maddox, Nude Model
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Ki-Rok, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Notice how I'm not afraid of Blitzen Trapper. A band is awesome when you are terrified of them. Also the guy from Blitzen Trapper sorta acts like an unfunny Will Ferrell. Which is not necessarily an insult. But it's certainly no compliment.

Again... I would like to like Blitzen Trapper.