Lockheed Martin is usually virtual reality to test new products, and this actual photo from the Lockheed website proves our next enemy is... floating rectangles. It makes so much sense - how can a square always be a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square? And even scarier, they hiding in front of us everyday. They will stop at nothing to convert our world into one giant three dimensional rectangle. See???
Godspeed, Lockheed Martin. I know you're our best hope, because you have same initials as our 1990s digital-space savior: Lawnmower Man.
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