"FOX & Friends" is 1994's "The Today Show"

Jeff Zucker produced this show.

Lockheed Martin Prepares For The Next Enemy: FLOATING RECTANGLES

Lockheed Martin is usually virtual reality to test new products, and this actual photo from the Lockheed website proves our next enemy is... floating rectangles. It makes so much sense - how can a square always be a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square? And even scarier, they hiding in front of us everyday. They will stop at nothing to convert our world into one giant three dimensional rectangle. See???



Godspeed, Lockheed Martin. I know you're our best hope, because you have same initials as our 1990s digital-space savior: Lawnmower Man.

Jerry the Great

I used to watch Seinfeld about 3 times a day minimum. I miss it.

Amazing Beat Boxing

Parents will finally understand.

Butter

No Strings Attached vs. Friends With Benefits: A Modern Day Dante's Peak/Volcano

Justin Timberlake's new movie "Friends With Benefits" doesn't have a poster yet. But it won't be the first time he's made "No Strings Attached."





We should not deny the deep impact of this cinematic armageddon.

Also from Heather K's analysis:

No Strings Attached: leading lady was sexy star of Black Swan, Natalie Portman
Friends with Benefits: leading lady was sexy star of Black Swan, Mila Kunis
No Strings Attached: token star from "The Office" = Mindy Kaling
Friends with Benefits: token star from "The Office" = Rashida Jones
No Strings Attached: features musician turned actor Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges
Friends with Benefits: features musician turned actor Justin 'Justin Timberlake' Timberlake
No Strings Attached: "I thought you were better than this" award to Kevin Kline
Friends with Benefits: "I thought you were better than this" award to Patricia Clarkson
No Strings Attached: cute young buzzy actress Olivia Thirlby
Friends with Benefits: cute young buzzy actress Emma Stone

Human Planet

Not the greatest title, but wow this looks awesome. Wish it had David Attenborough though.

The Nic Cage Hair

Who are these people, making these compilation Cage videos? Thanks, I guess. I feel a tinge of mockery in all of them, which I do not support. So instead, I will treat this more like a museum of Style.

The Nic Cage Song

I've listened to 3 seconds of this before posting, but I've got a feeling it would difficult for me to not like it.

Parks & Rec & Apologies

Apologies for doubting Parks & Rec. I really love this moment.

(A close runner-up is Andy Dwyer's Bert-Macklin-interrogation on Halloween)

The Voices

This is a hilarious performance of some kid's review of a flash video game, spelling errors and all.

And The Winner For This Year's Brendan Frasier Award Goes To...

Natalie Portman. Wow.