My friend AB's excitement over upcoming Premium Rush.
"I AM TOTALLY INTO PREMIUM RUSH. I LIVE MY LIFE ON THE EDGE AND I WANT MY MOVIES TO DO THE SAME. FUCK WALKING. FUCK FUCKING RUNNING. AND REALLY FUCKING FUCK JOGGING. I WANT SPEED AND I WANT IT NOW. OH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? I NEED TO MEET YOU IN THREE MINUTES? OH, SORRY, DID YOU ALSO SAY THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE YOU'RE IN VENICE AND I LIVE IN ECHO PARK? HEY FUCK YOU HAVE YOU SEEN MY FUCKING BICYCLE?? AND RIDDLE ME THIS: HAVE YOU SEEN ME FUCKING RIDE IT? NO? HAVE YOU ALSO NOT SEEN THE FACE OF GOD?? WELL LET ME DO YOU A FAVOR. HOW ABOUT YOU GET IN ONE OF YOUR FUCKING CARS WITH YOUR FUCKING ENGINES AND YOU RIDE ALONGSIDE TAKING PICTURES WITH YOUR FUCKING CAMERA WHILE I REAM THE ASPHALT JUNGLE A NEW FUCKHOLE WITH MY FIXED GEAR. SOUND LIKE A FUN DAY? I DIDN'T THINK SO. SO UNTIL YOU'RE FOR THE FUCKING REALITY, LET'S SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE. MAYBE THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ONE PERCENT OF THIS SHIT." -A.B.
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