BROBOT

Things brobot can be brogrammed to say that will make you question his brothenticity:

"Check out those girl's tits. They are equal in volume and mass."
"Let's grab some twelve ounce cans of beer and launch them 45 degrees over the overpass."
"What time is the matchup between the New York Knicks thirty three wins and twenty nine losses and the Miami Heat forty three wins and twenty losses?"
"I'm going to make a leak."