The Spirit of Thanksgiving, brought to you by Nicolas Cage

It's that time of year again! The time for many of us to return home and see our families and old friends and remember, pretty much immediately, why exactly you left it in the first place. It's been 9 hours and I'm definitely in need of some sort of primal scream, not in a lame "Garden State" wouldn't-it-be-fun-to-yell-in-a-fairy-tale-hole kind of way, but in a Nicolas Cage every-fiber-of-my-being-is-overcome-by-electricity-because-my-soul-is-literally-ripping-itself-from-my-body kind of way. Fortunately, I can just sit back and watch this excellent compilation of Cage do just that for me.

Cage, if you're reading this, my mom is making plenty of food...

Late Update: If my family really loves me, they'll let me reenact this entire video during our feast. The last scene would obviously be cranberry sauce.