While doing something productive.
Missed me, didn't you?
ME
No, I just wanted to tell you something pithy and leave.
While you're here, I got some juicy dirt on a friend of yours from high school.
ME
Her? Well, we weren't really friends.
Well, it's not really dirt. It's just some bad pictures of her.
ME
Can you please stop telling me stuff about this person? I really don't care.
You got it.
Ten Minutes Later.
Missed me, didn't you?
ME
I actually just stopped by out of habit. Wait a sec - is that another picture of that girl from ten minutes ago? I thought I told you-
This is a picture of a different friend of yours from high school. I've got the lowdown on him, if you want it. But it'll cost you... kidding!
ME
Well, she's there.
Do you want to tag her?
ME
What? No. I don't want to see him, or her, or any of these people.
They're in a relationship!
ME
Seriously, I don't care.
I thought you said you were friends?
ME
Yeah, but...
Why don't you let me get rid of them for you... forever.
ME
Forever? That's so final.
C'mon.. Do it. DO IT!
ME
Bye.
You'll be back!
Before bed.
Missed me, didn't you?
ME
Ugh.
Ooo, iPhone app. Fancy. Who pays your monthly bill?
ME
Shut up!
Wanna know what that girl Rebecca is up to?
ME
Who?
You don't recognize her? You ARE facebook offish.
ME
Night!
2 comments:
That's pretty spot on.
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