Hyperrealationships

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sang and danced at a benefit this weekend, and in a strange way staged their own possibly staged relationship.

Katie Holmes, in this performance, plays Lola, a beautiful woman working on behalf the devil, who wants the Tom Cruise's Thetans. Oh, she thinks she'll get 'em all right! But in "Damn Yankees," Tom Cruise's character doesn't succomb to Lola's seduction, as his devotion to his wife proves too strong (his "wife" in this case could be any number of things, all of which are probably disturbing).

But more importantly, Tom and Katie, a couple on the "global stage," got on stage to be a couple. Hence, hyperrealationships.